we're back on track (or, sven is an ASS)

ok, so as some of you know, and others don't (and yet even more others may not even care), we're doing this bike thing this summer that involves lots and lots of pain, pedaling, puke and, most likely, pussying out. the jay challenge; 64 miles of up-and-down. hardly any flats to speak of, but lots of boiled potatoes at the aid stations to keep your sodium level up and your body energized!!

however, that didn't stop sven from being a right c*** and dragging me up not just thorn hill BUT hurricane mountain as well yesterday. and he didn't warn me, the svenster being from the "what he doesn't know can't hurt him" school of bike training. then again, all we did was 25 - 30 miles at a VERY chill pace except for the climbs (we had someone just getting back on the bike). that's less than half of jay.

however, jay means i'm riding the iron horse, which means a comfy saddle, unlike the freaking samurai swords i've been balancing on while pushing a road bike. hmm. so at least my ass won't be screaming. looks like i'll need lots of chamois butt'r. look it up, it's a real product.

we made drunk cyclist! drunk cyclist is a guy by the name of jonny who lives out in arizona (i think) and hosts the dirtiest, most raunchy cycling site out there. breasts and bikes! that's just two things that go together very, very well. peanut butter and jelly. pork and beans. ron and nancy. anyway, he picked up a link to the Team Weak and Feeble blog and linked us! so, in honor of his bit of dap, i send some back. go here:

http://www.drunkcyclist.com/

go now!

OK, now come back. now go visit http://jaychallenge.blogspot.com to see the latest adventures of Team Weak and Feeble. you'll know me as nK or north korea. sven is SC. abe is A1 or steak sauce. dennis is d2. josh (powder jew) never posts, so never mind.

later!