Revelations

we'll keep with the bible theme for a little while, seeing as that's made some people... edgy.

let's take stock here! so far it's been a week without chew (i'm sure everyone is THRILLED. no. really, i'm sure you're just peeing your pants about that one), and some people have come out of the woodwork i didn't expect.

people with pronounced and overdeveloped vocabularies who hide their own issues about their alternative lifestyle behind hateful and harmful slings and arrows they shoot at "friends."

either that or they get married as a front.

i'm liking this! even though it's a constant ganging up on me (nothing too unusual there - WAIT, that didn't sound right - nevermind), it seems to me that i'm acting like a surrogate therapist, holding your baggage for you while you make yourselves feel better through abuse. come on! drink the kool aid!

look at what i've done, i've made all of you people use the internet for something other than looking for weiners.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to check out whether or not lindsay lohan's had a boob job or not.